England’s World Cup match against Bangladesh is about to start.
World Cup 2011. England vs Bangladesh. England have form with this type of embarrassment.
Captain Eoin Morgan says he is proud to have lead England to a World Cup trophy.
English cricket’s ‘Weak Zone’
‘So Andrew, you also lead England to a World Cup loss to Bangladesh. What’s the secret?’
English bowlers sending down yorkers and death bowling. It’s like oil and water.
You can’t have a shadow if your bat is on the ground.
It’s the data stupid.
‘I don’t like the tone in your voice lad. The mood in the dressing room is friggin brilliant. This would have been much worse if KP was here.’
When asked if he would come back and help England, KP had this to say:
James Taylor comes out to save England.
‘So James, the last time you cried you lost England a home series against Sri Lanka. Now you are the final wicket to fall in a World Cup exit. How do you feel?’
The ECB have asked English cricket fans not to panic.
‘Everything is under control.’
Jason Gillespie has responded to speculation that he may be the next English coach.
‘Do I look like an idiot?’
‘I don’t know why, but the Irish Cricket Association have stopped taking my calls?’
English cricket. Represent!
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This stuff is not suitable to captain England.
Bangladesh assist the ECB in their search for something they lost.
‘I think you dropped your dignity around here’
‘Final call for passengers travelling on flight BA 24 to London’
‘Due to a technical fault, there has been a change of plane. Unlike the English team, we are fairly certain it won’t go missing.’
World cricket powerhouses are offering to help.
Meanwhile, in Bangladesh: