“I want to clarify my comments about the Australians. I didn’t say they are no longer my friends. I said teri maa ki.”
“Stuart Binny comes from the right kind of family”
“If Trump wants a wall, just put Rahul Dravid on the border. Shall I text him? ”
“The ICC should follow the lead of the UK and have a Brexit. But it would be better if it was a Pakxit”
“I can’t believe they thought that eating quinoa would win them The Ashes”
“The IPL is the best get rich quick scheme since the orbital engine”
“No captain in Indian cricket history has been better at using DRS in Test matches than me. That’s a fact. You should check it.”
“I told Anushka it’s not her, it’s me. She said ‘I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my arse’. She’s so romantic like that. I wish her well.”
“Yes, I like cement and cement related products. I hope to have a job in the cement industry when I’m done with cricket.”
“I heard that joke from the Australian media about how Cinderella knew when to leave the ball but I don’t. Which Big Bash team does he play for? Never heard of him.”
“Ishant Sharma has earned his place in the side”
“I nearly spent as much time at the crease in the Australian series as I did manicuring my face. “
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Fuck off.
My favourite quote was “Aussies are cheaters”.
The best stat is Indians get killed more in Australia via acts of racial violence but white Australians don’t get racially murdered in India.
BCCI should leave ICC.
BCCI should refuse to play against Racistralia who compared Kohli to a dog (soon as you compare humans to non-humans, it’s a mandate for murder as my favourite UK rapper Akala once said).
Modi should just drop a nuke on Racistralia.
Hi Dennis
Your views on Cricket are excellent, unbiased, crisp, very readable, and full of crunchy facts that melt in the mouth of a real cricket lover like hot Jalebis in rose syrup infused with almond and pistachio flakes. WOW!
Virat’s comments on the fact/s of the matter/s have hurt you.
You have reacted like a teenager.
You will lose valuable readers and followers like me. Virat has a billion plus followers, likers, hardcore fans….whatever…inside India and quite a number outside India too if you look at it practically. You have just a fraction of a fraction of that. Who is to lose?
Plus caustic comments like the one by Don Overratedman. As the well known and documented fact highlighted by Don Overatedman that Aus cricketers are cheats is no lie. If Steve Smith looked for approval from the dressing room for a DRS decision then Steve Smith is not the only cheat. The whole Australian unit… you know it. When Virat points out that these incidents were not a one off then Virat becomes a monster. Sending men into the crowd to give messages to fielders on DRS reviews, manipulating tosses and winning the 2015 prestigious world cup with the sole help of tosses, colluding with ICC umpires and getting decisions their way, claiming dropped catches, false runouts are what Virat did not say but the folk know.
Preparing flat wickets when India tours is the only way Australia can win against potent Indian swing bowling.
– A fan of Dennis does Cricket