Testimonials

This website is extremely pleasant, well mannered and a joy to be around.

It may only be a hit and giggle blog, but this site is the best in the world at it. For now anyway.

Finally, there is someone in cricket who is a bigger dickhead than me. Thanks Dennis.

We'll have to look at the data to decide if this website is any good or not.

I can't believe how well this site does everything, yet no one would recognise its URL outside of Bangladesh

I was on track for a Test career until you said I was 'just another challenger' to Nathan Lyon. Thanks a lot, Dennis.

Great website man. Hey, why is my head upside down. Everything looks funny from here.

This is the greatest cricket website of all time. And to think that it started its life as a website about curating turf in Adelaide!

On the Frindall Website Average, this scores 87.18, ranked number one amongst independent cricket blogs from Victoria. A quite useful statistic, if you ask me.

If this was my site, I'd probably just quit half way through writing my next article.

I like Dennis. He says it is not my fault.

Dennis' insights are so obvious, even I can see them

If I had to rate Dennis Does Cricket out of 100, I'd give it 99.94.

This website is overrated.

I have made 100 websites. It's a record amount of websites. No one has more international websites than I do. Dennis only has one.

This site is fixed.

Is it a blog trying to be a legitimate cricket website, or a legitimate cricket website trying to be a blog? In any event, it is struggling at both.

I'm only writing this so that people don't forget me.

Dennis is a Champion. Can't Bowl Can't Throw is a Champion.

I give this website 0 out of 260

This website tastes like chicken.

This site is hard hitting and unorthodox. Because it is different, some will bag the hell out of it. It does flop a lot though.

It punches the lights out of any other cricket website

Yep, still saluting. What a brilliant website.

This website is like my Teesra. Everyone says things about it, until they come to know what it really is. Just a Doosra at an angle of 34.8°

Well done darling. Where do I click 'Like'?

It's probably made in Adelaide or something. I can spend all day reading on here for no result.

Dennis. Your disrespect for me knows no bounds. Shut this down before I start an inquiry into you headed by Ravi Shastri.

This blog is just as bad as his brother's one. Why do people keep coming back to it?

After a busy day unleashing Larwood to crack Aussie knuckles & skulls, nothing is more soothing in the evening than settling down by my transistor with a small port & lemon in hand to listen to authentic 'Yabba' banter. 'Can't Bowl, Can't Throw' may not break ribs, but it does tickle them.

Did you get the text from Cricket South Africa? You have to post my testimonial to ensure you have 4 black ones.

I was forced to come to this website by the Lodha committee.

This website, although it looks amazing, fails to live up to its true potential. Also, everyone hates you.

I couldn't recommend this site highly enough. Dennis doesn't text other website owners, look out windows or whistle.

I'm not quite sure that Dennis comes from the right kind of family to be running a site like this?

I heard Dennis gets the babes. Can I get a hook up?

Dennis Does Cricket is the best cricket site on the planet. I may have been paid to say that.

This site is vorpal, much like our 1992 World Cup campaign. My heart says 4 Stars, my head says 2.

On the plane over to England for the Ashes, a man collapsed.

The Pilot asked over the intercom if there was a Doctor on board.

So I stood up and said "I'm a Vegan"

Underappreciated website, but his record shows he is Australia's greatest ever spinner of trash