Testimonials

I couldn't recommend this site highly enough. Dennis doesn't text other website owners, look out windows or whistle.

I can't believe how well this site does everything, yet no one would recognise its URL outside of Bangladesh

This website is extremely pleasant, well mannered and a joy to be around.

Dennis Does Cricket is the best cricket site on the planet. I may have been paid to say that.

I have made 100 websites. It's a record amount of websites. No one has more international websites than I do. Dennis only has one.

This website is like my Teesra. Everyone says things about it, until they come to know what it really is. Just a Doosra at an angle of 34.8°

After a busy day unleashing Larwood to crack Aussie knuckles & skulls, nothing is more soothing in the evening than settling down by my transistor with a small port & lemon in hand to listen to authentic 'Yabba' banter. 'Can't Bowl, Can't Throw' may not break ribs, but it does tickle them.

Dennis' insights are so obvious, even I can see them

On the plane over to England for the Ashes, a man collapsed.

The Pilot asked over the intercom if there was a Doctor on board.

So I stood up and said "I'm a Vegan"

I was on track for a Test career until you said I was 'just another challenger' to Nathan Lyon. Thanks a lot, Dennis.

This site is hard hitting and unorthodox. Because it is different, some will bag the hell out of it. It does flop a lot though.

This website, although it looks amazing, fails to live up to its true potential. Also, everyone hates you.

Well done darling. Where do I click 'Like'?

On the Frindall Website Average, this scores 87.18, ranked number one amongst independent cricket blogs from Victoria. A quite useful statistic, if you ask me.

Dennis. Your disrespect for me knows no bounds. Shut this down before I start an inquiry into you headed by Ravi Shastri.

Dennis is a Champion. Can't Bowl Can't Throw is a Champion.

Yep, still saluting. What a brilliant website.

It may only be a hit and giggle blog, but this site is the best in the world at it. For now anyway.

Underappreciated website, but his record shows he is Australia's greatest ever spinner of trash

I give this website 0 out of 260

This website tastes like chicken.

Great website man. Hey, why is my head upside down. Everything looks funny from here.

If I had to rate Dennis Does Cricket out of 100, I'd give it 99.94.

We'll have to look at the data to decide if this website is any good or not.

Did you get the text from Cricket South Africa? You have to post my testimonial to ensure you have 4 black ones.

If this was my site, I'd probably just quit half way through writing my next article.

Finally, there is someone in cricket who is a bigger dickhead than me. Thanks Dennis.

I heard Dennis gets the babes. Can I get a hook up?

I'm not quite sure that Dennis comes from the right kind of family to be running a site like this?

I'm only writing this so that people don't forget me.

It punches the lights out of any other cricket website

This website is overrated.

I was forced to come to this website by the Lodha committee.

This blog is just as bad as his brother's one. Why do people keep coming back to it?

I like Dennis. He says it is not my fault.

It's probably made in Adelaide or something. I can spend all day reading on here for no result.

This is the greatest cricket website of all time. And to think that it started its life as a website about curating turf in Adelaide!

This site is fixed.

Is it a blog trying to be a legitimate cricket website, or a legitimate cricket website trying to be a blog? In any event, it is struggling at both.

This site is vorpal, much like our 1992 World Cup campaign. My heart says 4 Stars, my head says 2.