Testimonials

I'm only writing this so that people don't forget me.

Dennis. Your disrespect for me knows no bounds. Shut this down before I start an inquiry into you headed by Ravi Shastri.

Dennis is a Champion. Can't Bowl Can't Throw is a Champion.

This site is hard hitting and unorthodox. Because it is different, some will bag the hell out of it. It does flop a lot though.

On the Frindall Website Average, this scores 87.18, ranked number one amongst independent cricket blogs from Victoria. A quite useful statistic, if you ask me.

Dennis' insights are so obvious, even I can see them

This website tastes like chicken.

It's probably made in Adelaide or something. I can spend all day reading on here for no result.

If this was my site, I'd probably just quit half way through writing my next article.

Finally, there is someone in cricket who is a bigger dickhead than me. Thanks Dennis.

Underappreciated website, but his record shows he is Australia's greatest ever spinner of trash

We'll have to look at the data to decide if this website is any good or not.

This website is overrated.

This website is extremely pleasant, well mannered and a joy to be around.

I couldn't recommend this site highly enough. Dennis doesn't text other website owners, look out windows or whistle.

Great website man. Hey, why is my head upside down. Everything looks funny from here.

I like Dennis. He says it is not my fault.

Yep, still saluting. What a brilliant website.

I can't believe how well this site does everything, yet no one would recognise its URL outside of Bangladesh

I was forced to come to this website by the Lodha committee.

This website, although it looks amazing, fails to live up to its true potential. Also, everyone hates you.

This site is vorpal, much like our 1992 World Cup campaign. My heart says 4 Stars, my head says 2.

After a busy day unleashing Larwood to crack Aussie knuckles & skulls, nothing is more soothing in the evening than settling down by my transistor with a small port & lemon in hand to listen to authentic 'Yabba' banter. 'Can't Bowl, Can't Throw' may not break ribs, but it does tickle them.

Well done darling. Where do I click 'Like'?

I have made 100 websites. It's a record amount of websites. No one has more international websites than I do. Dennis only has one.

This is the greatest cricket website of all time. And to think that it started its life as a website about curating turf in Adelaide!

I heard Dennis gets the babes. Can I get a hook up?

Did you get the text from Cricket South Africa? You have to post my testimonial to ensure you have 4 black ones.

This website is like my Teesra. Everyone says things about it, until they come to know what it really is. Just a Doosra at an angle of 34.8°

I'm not quite sure that Dennis comes from the right kind of family to be running a site like this?

It punches the lights out of any other cricket website

It may only be a hit and giggle blog, but this site is the best in the world at it. For now anyway.

This site is fixed.

Dennis Does Cricket is the best cricket site on the planet. I may have been paid to say that.

This blog is just as bad as his brother's one. Why do people keep coming back to it?

I give this website 0 out of 260

Is it a blog trying to be a legitimate cricket website, or a legitimate cricket website trying to be a blog? In any event, it is struggling at both.

I was on track for a Test career until you said I was 'just another challenger' to Nathan Lyon. Thanks a lot, Dennis.

On the plane over to England for the Ashes, a man collapsed.

The Pilot asked over the intercom if there was a Doctor on board.

So I stood up and said "I'm a Vegan"

If I had to rate Dennis Does Cricket out of 100, I'd give it 99.94.