Shaun Marsh – What do the numbers say?

Tests played: 9

Innings batted: 15

Batting Average: 32.86

Ducks: 6

Duck %: 40%

Other things, that when in a Test, show 40% duck: These pillows. They are certified 40% duck. They also come in pairs, just like Shaun Marsh

Golden Ducks / Duck ratio: 33%

Times selected when Shield form hasn’t supported the selection: Every time he has been selected

Achievements earned in last 4 balls faced in Test cricket: 3 dismissals. 1 dot ball

Average versus India: 2.83

Average when Australia has won the toss: 3.40

Average when Australia has won the toss and batted: 1.50

Average in 4th innings: 0.00

Average when match won: 26.12

Average when match lost: 11.00

Average when match drawn: 80.00 Yep. Shaun Marsh is a drawn game specialist

People who have earned a Test spot that he is keeping out of the side: Phil Hughes, Marcus North, Glenn Maxwell, Xavier Doherty, Ishant Sharma, Alviro Petersen, Rolf Harris, Stifler’s Mum, Forrest Gump.

Drunken episodes per Test recall ratio: 1:1

Average opening batsman fathers who know a selector ratio: 1:1

Fan support vs non support ratio: 1:so very many

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