The ICC Tackles the 38 Biggest Problems Facing Cricket Today.

Cook’s captaincy, Corruption, Dale Steyn’s moustache, Warne’s face…..

The list of the ” biggest problems facing cricket today” goes on and on.

We are fortunate to have such a responsive master in the ICC.

After sensing our discontent over what is / isn’t a problem, they have released this handy guide.

It should help settle a few arguments

Srinivasan
Not a Problem

ICC Governance
Not a Problem

India’s away record
Not a Problem

Indian Premier League
Not a Problem

Canadian Premier League
Problem

Saeed Ajmal
Not a Problem

Chucking
Not a Problem

DRS
Not a Problem

Anderson’s bowling average
Not a Problem

Anderson’s bowling against decent teams
Problem

Slow over rates
Not a Problem

Mankads
Not a problem

Flat wickets
Not a Problem

Dernbach/Tahir taking wickets
Problem

Sledging
Not a Problem

Sledging an Indian player
Apparently a Problem. We will check with MS Dhoni and revert shortly

Dean Jones
Not a problem

Dean Jones pretending to be a Professor
Guy needs help.

MS Dhoni
Not a Problem

MS Dhoni’s conflicts of interest
What is a ‘conflict of interest’?

Justice Mudgal
Saviour of the free world (non BCCI member) / Beelzebub (BCCI member)

Ian Botham’s use of twitter
Problem and disturbing

Virat Kohli’s use of a cricket bat
Not a Problem

Michael Vaughan
Not a Problem

Michael Vaughan in lycra
Problem

Channel 9 Commentary Team
Not a Problem

World Cup format
Not a Problem

Lack of a Test Championship
Not a Problem

Racial Quotas
Not a Problem

Pink Ball
Not a problem

Standard of umpiring
Not a problem

Billy Bowden
Problem, unless we need him for an Ashes Test

Journalistic Independence
Not a Problem

Ian Chapell
Bloody Problem

Rankings System
Not a Problem

KFC sponsorship
Not a Problem. KFC Bucket…get yours now!

Clarke’s back
Not a problem

Salman Butt is back
Not a Problem

Did the ICC miss any? Let me know in the comments section

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