This week I thought I’d start a little experiment on my Facebook Page. I asked the community to put forward questions they would like me to answer.
A massive thank you to all who submitted something for this piece. Some great questions and many that I just can’t fit into here that I dearly wish I could.
But don’t worry if you missed out. Just Like my Facebook Page via the multiple means on this page and we’ll do it all again soon.
So, let’s get into it shall we?
Kenny Mills: Would KP have played international cricket had he stayed in South Africa?
Thanks Kenny. Let’s be honest. There is no way KP would have broken into the South African team. Which white person would he have dislodged in the batting line up? Moving to England was a great move for him as, given they don’t care too much about skin colour, he had more spots available in the order open to him. He also had virtually no competition for those spots either.
Soham Samaddar: Podcasts sound like the chats a bunch of friends usually have in a pub. Do you agree?
Yes. Of course. It’s what we podcasters aim for. Who doesn’t want to listen to drunken halfwits slurring inaudible words into a red wine stained microphone? I only do the Can’t Bowl Can’t Throw cricket podcast for the beer nuts if truth be told.
Kavita Jha: If England ever happen to win a 50 over world cup, would you praise them for winning it or will you criticize them for not winning it so long?
The premise of your question is ridiculous. England will never win a World Cup.
Zaid Ikhlas: Do u think Big 3 is a conspiracy to rule the cricket world?
Ah yes, the IC3. It’s not really a conspiracy is it. I mean, they are already ruling the game. It would only be a conspiracy if they weren’t ruling the game but where cunningly trying to take it over. Kinda like how Moeen Ali is trying to take over the spinners spot in the English team. Now that’s a conspiracy.
Ehsan Muhammad : Why can’t Pakistan beat India in World Cup games despite a better record overall?
Who cares about Pakistan versus India games?
Gargi Bhattacharya : Why did ABdV hit like a beast when Faf was on the brink of a record century – and deny him that – against the Aussies in the Zim Tri series final?
AB de Villiers is a shit bloke. I heard he sold one of his mother’s kidneys to Robert Mugabe.
Yash Geryani: Clarke told Anderson that Johnson will break his arm! But Johnson broke McLaren’s arm instead! Why?
It’s a little known fact the Mitch Johnson has bad eyesight. Worse than Chris Rogers. If he had broken Anderson’s arm, we would have missed on out this year’s best cricketing moment:
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- Dennis Does The World Cup: My essential guide to a very un-international international cricket tournament - June 2, 2019
- Dennis Does Pakistan – Full Documentary - April 14, 2019
- Dennis’ Unhelpful Guide To PSL4 - February 11, 2019