England v Afghanistan
Commentator 1: This is a must win game for England?
Commentator 2: Why? What happens if they lose? Will Russia invade or something?
C1: Well, no, but…..
England 2/42 (5.3)
Harsha Bhogle: I just took a selfie on my ICC Official Sponsor Oppo F1 ICC WT20 Limited Edition Smartphone. Only Rs. 17,990 at leading mobile phone outlets. When I service my phone, I only use the very best Castrol Oils.
England 3/42 (5.4)
Nick Knight on Sky Sports TV Coverage: Here’s the wagon wheel of that Eoin Morgan innings. It had all the shots. One that kids will be studying well into the future.
England 4/42 (6)
@JohnSmith – English fan on Twitter: Bring back KP
England 6/57 (9.2)
Bazza – Aussie on his Sunday league WhatsApp group: Hahaha. Do Eng-lose realise they aren’t playing The Netherlands?
Jonno – Aussie on his Sunday league WhatsApp group: Derp! Massive lulz.
England 7/85 (14.3)
Michael Slater on TV Commentary: Amazing scenes! things are going so poorly for England that they are getting caught and bowled by their own teammates!
England 7/142 (20)
Collective English thoughts: We just got away with one
Collective Rest Of the World thoughts: That didn’t end as funny as it started. I’ll watch Shahzad and then go to bed.
Afghanistan 1/4 (0.3)
@AssociateHipster – Twitter: The #WT20 tournament structure is unfair. AFG need more funding, more matches and the ICC are worse than Hitler.
Collective Rest Of the World thoughts: Sigh. I’m off to bed
India v Bangladesh
Commentator 1: This is a must win game for India.
Commentator 2: Why? What happens if they lose? Will Russia invade or something?
C1: Well, no, but…..
India 1/42 (5.6)
@TrueIndian – Indian fan on Twitter: No-hit
India 2/45 (6.6)
@Tendulkar4Life – Indian fan on Twitter: Dharwan is bad yar. Y is he So bad?
India 4/112 (15.1)
@BanglaTiger – Bangladesh fan on Twitter: Just kidding. There are no Bagladesh fans on Twitter. They don’t even have the internet or reliable power.
India 6/117 (16.5)
Collective Indian thoughts: How the hell did someone bid USD $2m for Yuvraj Singh in the IPL?
India 7/146 (20)
Collective Rest Of the World thoughts: Bangladesh could win this, but they’ll probably choke. But imagine if they won. India would be out of the tournament. But the ICC would probably change the rules or something to keep them. Maybe they will retrospectively ban all the Bangladeshi bowlers. But how funny would it be if India lose!
Bangladesh 4/87 (11.1)
Chetan – Cricinfo live blog comments: Bang R more than half way there. Mahmudullah still in. He made 100’s in World Cup. I C upset on cards. How Dhoni gonna fix this mess?
Bangladesh 6/145 (19.3)
Commentator 1: Only two runs to get for the Tigers. Plenty of wickets in hand. What a brilliant effort by this team. Pre-tournament favourites India are about to be knocked out of the ICC World Twenty20!
Commentator 2: What could possibly go wrong?
Bangladesh 7/145 (19.4)
Everyone on Twitter: Surely not?
Bangladesh 8/145 (19.5)
Everyone on Twitter: OMG!
Bangladesh 9/145 (20)
@NeverInDoubt – Indian fan on Twitter: Dhoni is god. never retire. take that haters. india is the best! Bang is new south africa. chokers.
@MumbaiCricStatsDude – Indian fan on Twitter: Last 3 balls WWW. World War Wicket.
Collective Rest Of the World thoughts: That was probably fixed.
Following Morning
ICC Media Press release:
“After careful consideration, it is announced that no Associates or teams ranked lower than 8th will be able to participate in future ICC Twenty20 tournaments.
We gave them a chance this year and they couldn’t win one game between them during the Super 10’s.
It is inefficient to include them moving forward.”
DennisCricket_ oustanding
WB34 Thanks Wayne
Outstanding collection of vibes-chips . Keep posting such stuffs !
Massive fan from India :DDennisCricket_
DennisCricket_ Just when I thought you couldn’t get any more annoying. You’re a disgrace to cricket journalism! #WT20
thyag1994 I’m no journalist
DennisCricket_ Ok you’re just a disgrace then! #WT20
thyag1994 DennisCricket_ That’s a disgrace! How on Earth could anyone describe Dennis as a cricket journalist???
colblimp1983 thyag1994 DennisCricket_ So close to a wonderful day 😉
colblimp1983 thyag1994 DennisCricket_ haha. This was actually a very funny piece Dennis. Surprisingly little casual racism.
colblimp1983 thyag1994 DennisCricket_ well, the Bangladesh bit was a bit Trumpy to be fair
DennisCricket_ thyag1994 lol Ouch……take it easy boi :p
DennisCricket_ dont waste your time reading this shit
AltCricket colblimp1983 thyag1994 Stereotypical parody at best. Ignorant at worst.
India v. Bangladesh
That last ball was wide.
AltCricket thyag1994 DennisCricket_ P’raps Dennis’s usual Aus ‘casual racism’ absent because he’s 1st Post’s NZ correspondent at moment?
AltCricket colblimp1983 thyag1994 Russia will never invade India because they are our ally. DennisCricket_ should try China next time
That was crazy cricket all around yesterday.
Your comments made me laugh, and I’m English!
Brent Dan Trent Liam Brendan gold.
DennisCricket_ loved it man. Hillarious . Keep them coming. U0001f44dU0001f44dU0001f44d
DennisCricket_ you are an Indian team hater. Why don’t you just accept it buddy?
DennisCricket_ I wouldn’t even be surprised if that last paragraph was factual…