The “Can’t Bowl Can’t Throw Cricket Show”
A cricket show featuring the greatest humorists of our time.
When they are not available, Dennis Freedman co-hosts the show with Cat Jones.
We claim to be the world’s most popular cricket show, but who really knows?
So, if you like:
- Cricket chat full of humour;
- Interviews with stars of the game;
- Professional sounding audio that wasn’t recorded in a garage;
- Prizes every show for our listeners; and
- Did I mention it’s funny?
….then you need to listen and subscribe to “The Can’t Bowl Can’t Throw Cricket Show”.
In podcast and YouTube form!
Established 2013
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Rises to the topU0001f609
Congratulations Dennis xx
Cricketbatcat DennisCricket_ A warning: don’t do this while doing 120kg leg presses. The guffaw nearly caused a popavalimandropoff event
AnthCondon Cricketbatcat hahaha
Was Rod Marsh behind the decision to rest Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw for 3 weeks before the big EON sports radio debut?
Multiple choice question;
For your sins, you have been punished for eternity. You have to watch Australian teams selected by
A) Andrew Hilditch
B) Rod Marsh
C) No Australian teams, Japanese minor league baseball
Which Japanese baseball team did you choose and why?
DennisCricket_ would love to see our legend with another legend
DennisCricket_ will do. Please do ask him about his playing days, how difficult it is to be employed by a board as dysfunctional as PCB.
Cantbowlthrow waqyounis99 DennisCricket_ We ofcourse know about u but whose Waqar younis ?
DennisCricket_ Cantbowlthrow cheers mate…I’ll have a listen tomorrow…hope u mention a Pom being called up..normally other way around
DennisCricket_ Cantbowlthrow Mushy_online oh the only leg spinner bowling coach of a team who has only 1 leg spinner U0001f602 must be good 1
Shellie Storm Ash
Andrew Mirams
Russ Dunning
Annette Upton let dad listen to this
Perfect way to bring in the new year Carl Jolly
Jacob Murray so good!
Lewis didn’t dad have a frog joke
Hahaha!!!……will pass that
Lenny Knuth David Mossman classic
Just needed more of his laugh!!!
Fipsy had a duck joke
Good one JulieU0001f923
Matt Poynton
My new dad joke
Duane Manning Nathan Manning
Dianne Aumann can u show dad he will love it
Jean Reponen let dad listen
Lol he loved it
Very funny Rab x
James Baird (Jimmy Baird ) thought you would like this… Happy new year!!
Jennifer – please let Greggie listen to this! I’m sure he’s heard it but it’s still gold!!!
Add that to a 77 at midlands today and happy fuckin new year to us all x
Ambrose I presume U0001f60fU0001f60f
Stick. Like. A. Boss.
12 more stubs and she’ll be a 72
And you’ll be in the spare bed
Jake, Travis, Ryan
Isaac Bongaarts the wheeze at the end
Thanks Pru – great joke to start the New Year off with!!
Callum Lawrie fuck you man
Bryce Sestich this is the one from the outher day
Aled William Alex Birch Brayden Wren Timmy Faliszewski. Not sure if it’s the best joke I’ve ever heard or the worst!?
haha wow i don’t know if i should laugh or jump off a cliff
Yeah pretty painful mate haha
Matt Arkley Blake Weir the legend returns
He is still the best
Love Listening to Kerry, funny guy
Lilly Rose can you show this to dad for me please.
Eddie Mills show Dad
Sure will..I just watched it..U0001f602U0001f602
Scott McKay I lost it. U0001f602U0001f602
We both loved it Nigel Malcolm
Joe Dwyer unbeatable
Great joke but even better the unedited version when they r still commentating
Patrick O’Connor KOK sends his regards for 2017.
Todd Leroy Kitchen never gets old.
Still a classic Steve Sheehan
Bloody oath it is mate. Kerry said the other day his mate who has a stutter was at a karaoke night and picked “My Sharona”
Sean Bonser Stephen Curtis Matt Elyard Cameron McCool brilliant
Griffin Scenes McMaster Skull at his absolute “Scenes” best.
Ian McKay Andrew Jones Drew Mckay Sam Barnes Shaun Crow get around k o k
Gold. Took him about 10 minutes to get this out on radio that day. Gold
John Byrnes
Brad Dowling
Wayne Limbrick
Decent commentary. Matt Golding
Matt Lauren Ryan
John Deitz still funny
Best of all time
Showing your age willow when AM radio gets you in stitches.
He’s on triple m now mate
I had a good chuckle
Im sure you followed him back begrudgingly.
Tyson Cheer I’ve lost it…
Simon Anderson Jonathan Stanaway Shits all over the bbc
Chris Hawkins David Brown my favourite Kerry o keefe joke
Anthony Axton David Judd Adrian Hinds never gets old
Zach Meaden Olly Lees it’s back
Matthew Yeates your fav laugh 😉
Best joke ever
Your right it doesn’t get old haha one of the greatest
Nik Kalcic this is your type of bullshit humour
Ethan Humphries what a ripper.
Ian Bryant this is what you were talking about?
Yes funny as hey
Typical dad joke
Never seen a piece of radio shared so much in my life! Haha
I was listening when he told this live. His laugh cracks you up.
Sarah Jarren it’s gold lol
Aww god U0001f602U0001f602
Matt Dorazio Bryce Heazlewood show dad
Christopher Michael Cook pat Pat Wilson Michael Symons
Matthew Elliot Josh Ross Dave
You cut the laugh off at the end U0001f62a
Greg Cheshire classic
Shane De Jong Shane Barry Kerry O keefe at his best
Never gets old, Beau Kennedy Byron Hales Jason Berg Russell Gibson
Tracey Horton show dad this. I remember him telling it to me a while ago! I’m sure he’d love skulls rendition of it
Adam Roberts you should get a ror out of it.
That’s a mark joke no doubt haha
I loved it
Kerrington Taylor Jones Brendan Goss
Chris Anthony Daniel Thomas Theo Anthony Peter Gammie Matt Gammie Nicholas Anthony how good is the skull
U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602 very good from skull U0001f480
Brilliant. The laugh tops it all off.
Tom Pierce show Chaz pls
David Macleay Andrew Kikeros Leigh Kohlmann Callum Fleming oldie but goodie
Such a goodie
That’s gold,wish they had kept it going to hear his stupid laugh
Scott Dion Brett
Cam Powell remember this?
Hahaha so good
Ben Robbie Paddy Billy James Remington this will always be the best.
Harry Stanley love him
Charlotte Stanley show dad this
Omg I shat myself with laughter
Unnabelle Broun dead
Sean Holland.. memorise this.. it is a perfect example of a Dad joke!
Lindsay Hore Shaun Irvin Glen Miller Mareko Panapa pat Roe
Steve Crowley it’s still going around
Sam Walsh hahaha
Cam Buxton Trent Jackson hahaha
James Berry every time
Taylor Stokes happy birthday
Rochelle Simmonds show this to dad
Hahahahaha incredible, cheers murph U0001f602
I had to replace that joke I ruined last year
Hahahaha yeah true
Emily Emily Frawley
Ray Ray Gartrell Jeff Hayres Gavin Hayres
Jason I think you first showed me this quality joke
He loved it
Hahaha i still remember showing you!
Madi Andrews that laugh
Poor harsha’s got no idea
Hahahaha good old kerry Jayden Williams Jack Edward Burley
Jack Tossol hahaha
Kerry’s laugh is funnier than the joke
John McIlveen remember this one?
Fiasco Nelson still the funniest joke ever told
Ben Allman Nathan Drane classic Kerry
Adrian Rowse this is still soooo funny and new… Matt Heffernan Matt Bode
Listened to it again last night John Douvlos Matt Heffernan Matt Bode……….twice
Missed the best bit. “Bracken running away from us and sangakara isn’t interested in that one”
That’s my favourite part Daniel Thomas
Jenny Cook this ones your kind of joke
Cam Taylor Lucy Morris mat Matt Coles Kailin Thomas
One of the best
Jay Edwards Harry Chalk gets better every time U0001f602U0001f602
Haha yeah he’s on MMM on the cricket app was on fire yesterday
Really miss his commentary on U0001f524…..U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602
U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602LucaLucas GreennBrendon BriershMathew SheltontScott PurselloAaron Barclay
Classic. Heard it years ago but never gets old. His laugh at the end tops it off! Adrian Porter is disappointed his oooh of pain doesn’t finish it off!
Heard the ooooooh a couple of times yesterday!
I’m starting to enjoy Lawrence Mooney’s Malcolm Turnbull performances too!
Scott Pursell yes quite humorous as the pm
Peter Lane this is who Kerry ‘Skull’ O’Keefe is. The only shit thing about this cut is they cut his laughter at his own joke short.
Thanks to triple m I am well aware of this laugh you told me about. I’m unsure if I like him or not. One crazy cat
You should definitely like
Chris Spencer gets me every time U0001f602U0001f61c
That is absolutely GOLD from the man who has is probably Australia’s Last entertaining commentator.
Fray Fray Brannan Everett Dylan Everett Benjamin English
Luke Bero more skull gold
Hahahaha i played and lost it and soph just looks at me very confused haha
Not as good as Sam Crab U0001f980 but bloody gold Laura Sharkey Curtis Doughty
Samantha Scammell Grandioso can you show this to Pondi x
Brooke Hodgetts Jarrod Drum Chriso loves this…
Gold Alex Laing Benjamin Campbell Tom Bennett Angus Bennett Curtis Doughty
Oldy but a goody Jacob Eisenhuth Chris Dryburgh John Joc O’Connor
Kloe Spiller Woods Toby Spiller Holly Spiller your welcome
Oh golly no way!
A pity it’s not the whole version. It goes for about 3 minutes. I will try and find it
Josh Black you told it better ☺️
I love Kerry!
Toby Francis enjoy
This guy would keep people watching the cricket on tv #class
happy friday Robert Sloppers James Chandler Luke Matthews Patty Bourke
Why Why Why do they cut off his laughter at the end ? The joke isn’t that funny but his laugh is !!!!!
Bridie Chesterfield Xavier Chesterfield An oldie but a goodie.
Kerrrrrry! Danny Palmer Henry J. Waternoose III
Did you tell me about this one Greg ?
David Sim Marcus Tippett never gets old
Anthony Russell Lachlan A. McQueen never gets old
HIS OLD MAN’S A ROLLING STONEHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
He is back on the Ms
It’s a shame that it’s the abridged version it took skull about 6 overs to tell it amongst cricket commentary made it so much funnier
Here you go David Dews
One of my favourites too. I miss Kerry.
Callum Sauer you’ll enjoy this. Add it to the repertoire
William Clark William Nolan they cut out his laugh but!
Michael Baysinger Nathan Simcocks Jordan Moulday Jacob McElroy Andy Ellis Liam Kenyon fucking funny if you get it @andy
Julienne Fox like the joke u told me
Not that you need tagging… Kate Anika Cassie
It’s missing “Bracken to Sangakkara”… U0001f644
Andrew Owen U0001f644 missing the best bit
Isaac Mathewson Harry Jamison Alex Frame my fave man on earth and his best work in a simple to use recording
What a bloke
That’s why we love him
Philip Hutchison remember when we used to listen to this!!
Jipped! It’s not even funny when they cut out the giggles along the wat
Very familiar with it U0001f44fU0001f44fU0001f44f
Jacqui…. Dean would like this…
Wayne Wade some new material
Maureen Burns – get Dad to listen to this one!
Ahahah “thats a knick knack paddy whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a rolling stone!!’
Isaac Swolski Blane Marlowe Joshua Holding Ben Andrews Matthew Mooki Karl James fucking U0001f923
Showed this to my dad at Christmas, brought the house down U0001f601
Cassie haha. What are you doing Oz Day weekend?
Jamie-lee Freers Gaye Tuddenham Kyle Tuddenham Anae Johnston April Johnston Gary Davy this is my joke! Told properly U0001f602
I like your version better TayU0001f602U0001f44dU0001f3fc
Johnson Orr a new one for wee john?
Jacqui Lenders love it! Thanks Matt!
Jamie-lee Freers absolutely U0001f602 im gonna have to start linking people to this when I tell it!
You’re favourite Alex Lu
Can’t beat it, the best
Thats great U0001f602
Brett Thompson Rodney Mackintosh Aaron Swindells Andrew Yeaman Andrew Shelton josh Josh Hall Tim Tim Thompson
Russell Gibson haha gold
Hunts was better
Andrew Shelton post it
Wes Moore hahahaha
Haha yeah absolute pissa
Ryan, not told as well as Allans version.
Get him to tell it this weekend U0001f61dU0001f648
Patrick Comerford Daniel O’Connell gets better everytinr
Haha I was gonna say, you’ve tagged me in this before
Tom Guy finally someone who can tell this joke
this is amazing
Michael Michael Henderson
It needs to go for 20 minutes longer though
Always makes me laugh.
Joel Lovett Tom Mills best joke best commentator
Hunter Hall .. always a good laugh on the drive to Coota !!
Paul Sampson this is the joke I was telling you about
YouTube the radio version, much funnier because you hear the reaction
Haha loses his shit
Teresa Curry
This is what I was taking about today, that I said to listen to when you get home
Get him back on radio
Omfg wat a scream
James Taylor Chris Martin comedy gold
This is ridiculously shit