In what can only be described as an act of arsehattery, BCCI President Anurag Thakur today explained why India won’t be playing Pakistan anytime soon.
“Essentially, they are a pack of terrorists” Thakur said without hesitation.
“Every terrorist act in India is a direct result of Pakistan. Every single one of them. Even those that aren’t Pakistan’s fault like when our men rape our own women. That’s Pakistan’s fault too.
I blame all of the citizens of Pakistan directly. Even the children. Every Pakistani is essentially carrying the face of the devil.
There is no good in Pakistan . This is the country that invented Taher Shah. What further proof does one need?
A panel that I instigated, headed by Ravi Shastri concluded that Misbah is Idi Amin’s love child. Younis most likely donates his children’s organs to Boko Haram.
Shahid Afridi was placed on this earth by Gargamel.
Their doctors are all practising witchcraft. Their politicians all harbour ISIS fighters in their homes.
Their most famous stadium in Lahore is even named after Gaddafi. What does that tell you?
There is no way we would ever send our team to play them anywhere.
Well, unless it is a World Cup. Then it’s ok because of the money and stuff. But apart from that, Pakistan is the roguest of the rogue.
Dr Evil probably holds a Pakistani passport. In fact, I’m sure of it.
We need nothing from Pakistan. Actually, Akram and Ramiz are kind of useful during the IPL, but that’s the only two out of 180 million people.
So in concluding, may God bless everyone except Pakistan and perhaps Donald Trump.”Follow @denniscricket_
DennisCricket_ was that straight after calling BCCI corrupt?
DennisCricket_ what is Terroist? Missing an ‘r’
DennisCricket_ Unfunny and limp-dicked post!
TuahaSohail Typo. Fixed. Thanks
DennisCricket_ love it Dennis ul Haq. Nail it everytime U0001f44c
DennisCricket_ aren’t they ?
DennisCricket_ seriously? U0001f612
Dalleyou TheRealPCB boycott BCCI kanjars in all icc events U0001f620
DennisCricket_ maybe he’ll change his mind now.He must’ve newfound respect for Umar Akmal after his douche dabs. Takes one to know one.
DennisCricket_ maybe he has seen umer akmal doing dab in today’s matchU0001f602U0001f602U0001f602can’t complainU0001f61cU0001f61cU0001f61c
DennisCricket_ They are the terrorist of cricket.
DennisCricket_ Your hatred for Indian is becoming pretty obvious you beached whale. You have been sucking up 2 Pakistan for a while now 1/n
DennisCricket_ Just coz it helps you gain some mileage, over the last 12 months you have changed your tune. There was a time when you 2/n
DennisCricket_ used to be funny. Not anymore. You poke nose where it doesn’t fit and make ignorant comments you dimwit. Don’t forget 3/n
MadMasterr DennisCricket_ TheRealPCB BCCI Yaar article to parho pehle before jumping to conclusion. It’s just for a laugh. Not true
DennisCricket_ you had your Richie Benaud acct revoked for calling Amla a terrorist. Now you are conveniently milking the same demographic
Hardly do people realize that Pakistan is being demonized beyond reason. Thank you Dennis. Unfortunately it looks like you are already taking a lot of heat for it.
Disgusting and childish!
I find this headline misleading.
He said that India won’t play cricket with Pakistan due to tensions on both sides
They can’t play with Pak U0001f602
Did he mean our cricket team? I know on their day they can unleash a bit of “terror”, but look at the one-day team….they are a bunch of wimps!
That’s not really breaking news anymore actually now is it? The whole world is aware where terrorists are trained and given a safe asylum. It just took one attack on the USA for them to get spooked and do what they did. Imagine what India has had to face from 1947 to 2016 to get a clearer perspective on this issue.
How is it wrong to sever all sporting ties and not help them with more money which is going to be used in funding terrorism inside India?
Honestly, life is much bigger than any sport…be it a game of cricket or Chinese chequers. Only a country who has faced the challenges of such terrorist attacks on a regular basis knows what it feels like. There is bound to an emotional outburst after decades of having to face the same issue.
It’s pretty easy sitting several thousand kilometers away, safe and cozy inside your home and comment on an issue which has repercussions that are much larger than a Chappell bowling underarm on the cricket field and I mean no disrespect to you personally here mate. But as much as I have loved watching a Wasim or a Waqar bowl vs Sachin or Dravid, I would much rather prefer my countrymen be safe and be able to live..any day.
They are…Nothing new in it.
Hahaha this article is well written right on the sweetest part of BCci pdesident’s as* p.s (they may also call you ISI agent after reading this article) U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602
Haha haha! Good one!
BCCI’s version of Hashtag Spirit Of Cricket.
Exactly…..Their is no unity in the team…They always fight wid each other..U0001f601U0001f601
Stupid click bait title and friends from Pakistan not even bothering to verify it before trolling. He referred to cross border terrorism and tension between the states and didn’t call Pakistanis as terrorists. Dennis knows his audience well U0001f602
he is right even the us is about to declare pakistan a terror state http://www.dawn.com/news/1285165
Better then being the rape capital and piss drinking capital of the world
pakistan is peaceful country even i lived peacefully for ten years in it : bin laden
talking about rapes ? pakistan tops there too
^^
Very well written article, enjoyed every single word.
Sometimes one slaps (Harbhajan to Srisanth) the other as well.
Before you crow too loud about the whole, just know the history of Kashmir, Kashmir never belonged to India it was a princely state with Muslim population, and it was freed when the British left the subcontinent with the freedom given to both Pakistan and India, but what happened actually Indian army invaded there and occupied the valley and don’t forget they are fighting for their freedom since then till now, and you can not hold them back, Like President Reagan referred to the Mujaheddin as “freedom fighters” and in 1985 he invited a group of them to Washington where he entertained them in the Whitehouse. Afterwards, while introducing them to the media, he stated, “These gentlemen are the moral equivalents of America’s founding fathers.”
So my dear friend even American fought for their freedom, so does Nelson Mendela, you can not enslave them against their wishes with the help of your army.
Free Kashmir, give Kashmir back to Kashmiris.
P.S
India occupied the valley just for the water, they have no other interest in the valley it is just the water they are after.
Genocide the innocent people (Children, Women and old men) just to hold the grip on the water supply?
Only slap….not like hitting wid bat (Shoiab Akhtar)
Hah so much for keeping sports separate from politics !!!
Don’t worry, it won’t happen
Mohit Sharma Shoaib and Asif incident occurred in dressing room, Whereas Srisanth received a slap on his face on the ground in front of whole stadium and millions across the planet, we all watched that incident on our TV sets.
Shoiab Akhtar once attack with bat during net sessions too…
Waseem mate, please educate yourself.
https://www.facebook.com/postcard.news/videos/1794810194137765/
EOD, do not read your version of the history alone.
Well i don’t need to educate myself when there is “The Guardian” to guide us all.
Read this report and i think you will still not satisfied with what your army and government is doing in Kashmir.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2012/jul/09/mass-graves-of-kashmir
Saikat Mukherjee Leave all this war and other issues aside, just ask your Army and your government one simple question.
Why the government of India have approved a defense budget of 52.3 Billion US$, knowing that 33% out of 1.28 Billion Indians are still living below the poverty line?
If the same amount of sum could have been spend on those poor people who are living below the poverty line in India could benefit India more than fighting a war which i assure will never gonna happened with Pakistan.
Your people don’t need to fight a war with Pakistan but to get rid of the poverty and other basic problems which you are facing at the moment. And to add to this point, i am sure that Indian Army will never want to solve the Kashmir Issue, because if there is not any Kashmir Issue then there will not be any war threat or terrorist threat with Pakistan and hence there will be no increment in the budget for army, tell me then who will approve them the budget of this size of this sum? so they are the one who are keeping this issue alive to you Indian just to insure that every year there will be increment in the budget on the name of Kashmir.
Think about it and think wisely.