On the first day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
A paper bag full of rupees.
On the second day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
On the third day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
3 Salim Maliks
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
On the fourth day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
4 rumours I’ve heard
3 Salim Maliks
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
On the fifth day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
5 Super Kings
4 rumours I’ve heard
3 Salim Maliks
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
On the sixth day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
6 bookies a’ paying
5 Super Kings
4 rumours I’ve heard
3 Salim Maliks
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
On the seventh day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
7 Srinivasan denials
6 bookies a’ paying
5 Super Kings
4 rumours I’ve heard
3 Salim Maliks
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
On the eighth day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
8 Lalit Modi’s tweeting
7 Srinivasan denials
6 bookies a’ paying
5 Super Kings
4 rumours I’ve heard
3 Salim Maliks
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
On the ninth day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
9 Cheerleaders in your hotel room
8 Lalit Modi’s tweeting
7 Srinivasan denials
6 bookies a’ paying
5 Super Kings
4 rumours I’ve heard
3 Salim Maliks
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
On the tenth day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
10 Overstepping incidents
9 Cheerleaders in your hotel room
8 Lalit Modi’s tweeting
7 Srinivasan denials
6 bookies a’ paying
5 Super Kings
4 rumours I’ve heard
3 Salim Maliks
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
On the eleventh day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
11 Kapil Dev tears a’ wiping
10 Overstepping incidents
9 Cheerleaders in your hotel room
8 Lalit Modi’s tweeting
7 Srinivasan denials
6 bookies a’ paying
5 Super Kings
4 rumours I’ve heard
3 Salim Maliks
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
On the twelth day of Cricketmas
Lou Vincent sent to me:
12 Mudgal Report names in an envelope
11 Kapil Dev tears a’ wiping
10 Overstepping incidents
9 Cheerleaders in your hotel room
8 Lalit Modi’s tweeting
7 Srinivasan denials
6 bookies a’ paying
5 Super Kings
4 rumours I’ve heard
3 Salim Maliks
Kamran Akmal’s gloves
and a paper bag full of rupees.
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- A Critical Review of the 2018 PSL Draft - November 21, 2018
Wow.. U sum up so beautifully.
Thank you
DennisCricket_ Fixer
Isn’t he that fuckin fixer