JP Duminy’s porn career has not gone as well as he had hoped.
The ECB say that ‘everything is under control.’
India have dropped to 7th in the ICC Test rankings.
That’s still top 10 for all you haters.
‘I’m sorry Kevin, but I’m unfriending you on Facebook’
Some suggested reading for the ECB
Finch and Wahab blow each other a good luck kiss before the game.
Channel Nine are selling a limited edition print entitled ‘The Many Faces of Mediocrity’
Cook celebrates Jonathan Trott’s failures in the England v West Indies Test series.
‘I’m not the worst English opener anymore. ‘
‘Jason, can you guess how wide your eyes need to be to take the coaching job?
Well, it’s this wide.’
The ECB have released this extremely rare collectors card.
Put up your hand if you think the World Cup final was over after just 3 balls?
‘Phil, your hands are so soft. Do you get your cream at Waitrose?’
In an effort to make Zimbabwe better, the ICC have promoted them to ‘Full Mediocre Status’.