Is it a blog trying to be a legitimate cricket website, or a legitimate cricket website trying to be a blog? In any event, it is struggling at both.
After a busy day unleashing Larwood to crack Aussie knuckles & skulls, nothing is more soothing in the evening than settling down by my transistor with a small port & lemon in hand to listen to authentic 'Yabba' banter. 'Can't Bowl, Can't Throw' may not break ribs, but it does tickle them.
If this was my site, I'd probably just quit half way through writing my next article.
I have made 100 websites. It's a record amount of websites. No one has more international websites than I do. Dennis only has one.
It's probably made in Adelaide or something. I can spend all day reading on here for no result.
Yep, still saluting. What a brilliant website.
Finally, there is someone in cricket who is a bigger dickhead than me. Thanks Dennis.
I was forced to come to this website by the Lodha committee.
I'm not quite sure that Dennis comes from the right kind of family to be running a site like this?
This blog is just as bad as his brother's one. Why do people keep coming back to it?
This website, although it looks amazing, fails to live up to its true potential. Also, everyone hates you.
This site is fixed.
This site is vorpal, much like our 1992 World Cup campaign. My heart says 4 Stars, my head says 2.
On the plane over to England for the Ashes, a man collapsed.
The Pilot asked over the intercom if there was a Doctor on board.
So I stood up and said "I'm a Vegan"
I heard Dennis gets the babes. Can I get a hook up?
Dennis. Your disrespect for me knows no bounds. Shut this down before I start an inquiry into you headed by Ravi Shastri.
It punches the lights out of any other cricket website
This site is hard hitting and unorthodox. Because it is different, some will bag the hell out of it. It does flop a lot though.
Underappreciated website, but his record shows he is Australia's greatest ever spinner of trash
I can't believe how well this site does everything, yet no one would recognise its URL outside of Bangladesh
I'm only writing this so that people don't forget me.
This is the greatest cricket website of all time. And to think that it started its life as a website about curating turf in Adelaide!
This website is overrated.
Dennis Does Cricket is the best cricket site on the planet. I may have been paid to say that.
Well done darling. Where do I click 'Like'?
Dennis is a Champion. Can't Bowl Can't Throw is a Champion.
Dennis' insights are so obvious, even I can see them
Great website man. Hey, why is my head upside down. Everything looks funny from here.
I was on track for a Test career until you said I was 'just another challenger' to Nathan Lyon. Thanks a lot, Dennis.
I couldn't recommend this site highly enough. Dennis doesn't text other website owners, look out windows or whistle.
It may only be a hit and giggle blog, but this site is the best in the world at it. For now anyway.
This website is extremely pleasant, well mannered and a joy to be around.
We'll have to look at the data to decide if this website is any good or not.
Did you get the text from Cricket South Africa? You have to post my testimonial to ensure you have 4 black ones.
I like Dennis. He says it is not my fault.
On the Frindall Website Average, this scores 87.18, ranked number one amongst independent cricket blogs from Victoria. A quite useful statistic, if you ask me.
I give this website 0 out of 260
If I had to rate Dennis Does Cricket out of 100, I'd give it 99.94.