ICC President Srinivasan has reason to believe that it was Dave Richardson who farted.
Younis Khan says his arms are tired from holding them up all the time
‘If the ball hits the batsman in line with the stumps, that’s out LBW, unless the ball pitched outside leg stump, or if…’
‘Hi guys. We heard you are looking for some decent batsmen? ‘
Tom Moody discovers that the World Cup could end with joint winners.
‘…and check this out. I’ve created a shortcut that links straight to YouPorn.’
Wolverine is loose on the pitch
Speaking of X-men, Xavier Doherty has played more ODI games for Australia since the last World Cup than any other player.
It’s sad, but true.
Imran Khan doesn’t give a shit. Like a Boss
‘Hey Bails, remind me what Glenn Maxwell does again?’
The ECB finally hold a press conference to respond to the allegations made in KP’s autobiography.
Aaron Finch orders some laxatives online to assist in his search for runs
The ICC respond to the news that their President Srinivasan has been named in the Supreme Court of India as corrupt.
In what was viewed as an impossibility, this lady just won the ‘Can you smile more than George Bailey’ challenge.
‘If they drop me 5 times today, I’m a chance to make 70 or so.’