A cricket show featuring the greatest humorists of our time.

When they are not available, Dennis Freedman co-hosts the show with Cat Jones. Sometimes we let an intern join us.

We claim to be the world’s most popular cricket show, but who really knows?

Established 2013








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  • Cricket chat full of humour;
  • Interviews with stars of the game;
  • Professional sounding audio that wasn’t recorded in a garage;
  • Prizes every show for our listeners; and
  • Did I mention it’s funny?

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  • We love all cricket. We talk about all countries, mens and womens, Test, 1st Class, ODI’s and T20. Well, in the case of T20, we try and limit what we say as we have no idea. Well, actually, Cat is a Melbourne Renegades member, so we probably know more than what we allude to

Have fun!

  • Mat Harris

    Rises to the topU0001f609

  • Jan Sapir

    Congratulations Dennis xx

  • AnthCondon

    Cricketbatcat DennisCricket_ A warning: don’t do this while doing 120kg leg presses. The guffaw nearly caused a popavalimandropoff event

  • DennisCricket_

    AnthCondon Cricketbatcat hahaha

  • Nathan Scrimgeour

    Was Rod Marsh behind the decision to rest Can’t Bowl, Can’t Throw for 3 weeks before the big EON sports radio debut?

  • Turnip Rupert

    Multiple choice question;
    For your sins, you have been punished for eternity. You have to watch Australian teams selected by
    A) Andrew Hilditch
    B) Rod Marsh
    C) No Australian teams, Japanese minor league baseball
    Which Japanese baseball team did you choose and why?

  • AbdulMo45082886

    DennisCricket_ would love to see our legend with another legend

  • M_Tarar

    DennisCricket_ will do. Please do ask him about his playing days, how difficult it is to be employed by a board as dysfunctional as PCB.

  • Abdul1_Rehman22

    Cantbowlthrow waqyounis99 DennisCricket_ We ofcourse know about u but whose Waqar younis ?

  • bexhoops

    DennisCricket_ Cantbowlthrow cheers mate…I’ll have a listen tomorrow…hope u mention a Pom being called up..normally other way around

  • abybravo3

    DennisCricket_ Cantbowlthrow Mushy_online oh the only leg spinner bowling coach of a team who has only 1 leg spinner U0001f602 must be good 1

  • Paul Burley

    Shellie Storm Ash
    Andrew Mirams
    Russ Dunning

  • Jason Upton

    Annette Upton let dad listen to this

  • Bees Stephen Anderson

    Perfect way to bring in the new year Carl Jolly

  • Haydon Cooper

    Jacob Murray so good!

  • Molly Rose

    Lewis didn’t dad have a frog joke

  • Annette Upton

    Hahaha!!!……will pass that

  • Kalan Lococo

    Lenny Knuth David Mossman classic

  • Michael McPherson

    Just needed more of his laugh!!!

  • Lewis Ingram

    Fipsy had a duck joke

  • Haryl Wilson

    Good one JulieU0001f923

  • ClintNic Poynton

    Matt Poynton
    My new dad joke

  • Gary Manning

    Duane Manning Nathan Manning

  • Phil Aumann

    Dianne Aumann can u show dad he will love it

  • Daniel Reponen

    Jean Reponen let dad listen

  • Jean Reponen

    Lol he loved it

  • Brenda Crouch

    Very funny Rab x

  • Rab Nisbet

    James Baird (Jimmy Baird ) thought you would like this… Happy new year!!

  • Prue Barrett

    Jennifer – please let Greggie listen to this! I’m sure he’s heard it but it’s still gold!!!

  • Carl Jolly

    Add that to a 77 at midlands today and happy fuckin new year to us all x

  • Bees Stephen Anderson

    Ambrose I presume U0001f60fU0001f60f

  • Carl Jolly

    Stick. Like. A. Boss.

  • Carl Jolly

    12 more stubs and she’ll be a 72

  • Bees Stephen Anderson

    And you’ll be in the spare bed

  • Matthew Newman

    Jake, Travis, Ryan

  • Jock Scahill

    Isaac Bongaarts the wheeze at the end

  • Jennifer Irvine-Brown

    Thanks Pru – great joke to start the New Year off with!!

  • Ivin Joc

    Callum Lawrie fuck you man

  • Luke Thompson

    Bryce Sestich this is the one from the outher day

  • Harley Parkinson

    Aled William Alex Birch Brayden Wren Timmy Faliszewski. Not sure if it’s the best joke I’ve ever heard or the worst!?

  • Aled William

    haha wow i don’t know if i should laugh or jump off a cliff

  • Alex Birch

    Yeah pretty painful mate haha

  • Daniel Watson

    Matt Arkley Blake Weir the legend returns

  • Ian Roberts

    He is still the best

  • Clint Livesley

    Love Listening to Kerry, funny guy

  • Matthew Ellis

    Lilly Rose can you show this to dad for me please.

  • Nick Mills

    Eddie Mills show Dad

  • Lilly Rose

    Sure will..I just watched it..U0001f602U0001f602

  • Brooke Holdsworth

    Scott McKay I lost it. U0001f602U0001f602

  • Rhonda Malcolm

    We both loved it Nigel Malcolm

  • Cam Hall

    Joe Dwyer unbeatable

  • Joe Dwyer

    Great joke but even better the unedited version when they r still commentating

  • Ben Derrin

    Patrick O’Connor KOK sends his regards for 2017.

  • Brady Curran

    Todd Leroy Kitchen never gets old.

  • Brad Whittle

    Still a classic Steve Sheehan

  • Steve Sheehan

    Bloody oath it is mate. Kerry said the other day his mate who has a stutter was at a karaoke night and picked “My Sharona”

  • David Hagtharp

    Sean Bonser Stephen Curtis Matt Elyard Cameron McCool brilliant

  • Michael Negrepontis

    Griffin Scenes McMaster Skull at his absolute “Scenes” best.

  • John Mayman

    Ian McKay Andrew Jones Drew Mckay Sam Barnes Shaun Crow get around k o k

  • Michael Limbrick

    Gold. Took him about 10 minutes to get this out on radio that day. Gold
    John Byrnes
    Brad Dowling
    Wayne Limbrick

  • Chris Golding

    Decent commentary. Matt Golding

  • Matt Williamson

    Matt Lauren Ryan

  • Jimmy Newburn

    John Deitz still funny

  • John Deitz

    Best of all time

  • Ryan Dalton

    Showing your age willow when AM radio gets you in stitches.

  • Matt Williamson

    He’s on triple m now mate

  • Lauren Sandars

    I had a good chuckle

  • Ryan Dalton

    Im sure you followed him back begrudgingly.

  • Tristan Black

    Tyson Cheer I’ve lost it…

  • Jack McVey

    Simon Anderson Jonathan Stanaway Shits all over the bbc

  • Alex Dillon

    Chris Hawkins David Brown my favourite Kerry o keefe joke

  • Daniel Richardson

    Anthony Axton David Judd Adrian Hinds never gets old

  • James Clark

    Zach Meaden Olly Lees it’s back

  • Danielle Yeates

    Matthew Yeates your fav laugh 😉

  • Matthew Yeates

    Best joke ever

  • Adrian Hinds

    Your right it doesn’t get old haha one of the greatest

  • Nic Stephens

    Nik Kalcic this is your type of bullshit humour

  • Matthew Markiewicz

    Ethan Humphries what a ripper.

  • Georgia Bryant

    Ian Bryant this is what you were talking about?

  • Ian Bryant

    Yes funny as hey

  • Georgia Bryant

    Typical dad joke

  • Ethan Humphries

    Never seen a piece of radio shared so much in my life! Haha

  • Denise Wilson

    I was listening when he told this live. His laugh cracks you up.

  • Daniel Evans

    Sarah Jarren it’s gold lol

  • Sarah Elizabeth

    Aww god U0001f602U0001f602

  • Alec Heazlewood

    Matt Dorazio Bryce Heazlewood show dad

  • Nathan Crane

    Christopher Michael Cook pat Pat Wilson Michael Symons

  • Adrian Pike

    Matthew Elliot Josh Ross Dave

  • Elliot Dalton

    You cut the laugh off at the end U0001f62a

  • Darren Walker

    Greg Cheshire classic

  • Josh Wilson

    Shane De Jong Shane Barry Kerry O keefe at his best

  • Andrew Berg

    Never gets old, Beau Kennedy Byron Hales Jason Berg Russell Gibson

  • Alexander Horton

    Tracey Horton show dad this. I remember him telling it to me a while ago! I’m sure he’d love skulls rendition of it

  • Nathan L Smith

    Adam Roberts you should get a ror out of it.

  • Greg Cheshire

    That’s a mark joke no doubt haha

  • Darren Walker

    I loved it

  • Jacob Clark

    Kerrington Taylor Jones Brendan Goss

  • Michael Anthony

    Chris Anthony Daniel Thomas Theo Anthony Peter Gammie Matt Gammie Nicholas Anthony how good is the skull

  • Taylor Jones

    U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602 very good from skull U0001f480

  • Matt Gammie

    Brilliant. The laugh tops it all off.

  • James Bounds

    Tom Pierce show Chaz pls

  • Nathan Blakely

    David Macleay Andrew Kikeros Leigh Kohlmann Callum Fleming oldie but goodie

  • Callum Fleming

    Such a goodie

  • Adam Roberts

    That’s gold,wish they had kept it going to hear his stupid laugh

  • Heath Manix

    Scott Dion Brett

  • Sam Cook

    Cam Powell remember this?

  • Cam Powell

    Hahaha so good

  • Will Shirvington

    Ben Robbie Paddy Billy James Remington this will always be the best.

  • Nick Stanley

    Harry Stanley love him

  • Nick Stanley

    Charlotte Stanley show dad this

  • Peter Ayles

    Omg I shat myself with laughter

  • Caitlin Smales

    Unnabelle Broun dead

  • Steph Bavoillot

    Sean Holland.. memorise this.. it is a perfect example of a Dad joke!

  • Graham White

    Lindsay Hore Shaun Irvin Glen Miller Mareko Panapa pat Roe

  • Doug Crowley

    Steve Crowley it’s still going around

  • Pleb Lash

    Sam Walsh hahaha

  • Josh Simmonds

    Cam Buxton Trent Jackson hahaha

  • Tom King

    James Berry every time

  • Michael Murphy

    Taylor Stokes happy birthday

  • Josh Simmonds

    Rochelle Simmonds show this to dad

  • Taylor Stokes

    Hahahahaha incredible, cheers murph U0001f602

  • Michael Murphy

    I had to replace that joke I ruined last year

  • Taylor Stokes

    Hahahaha yeah true

  • Matthew Hume

    Emily Emily Frawley

  • Wayne Hayres

    Ray Ray Gartrell Jeff Hayres Gavin Hayres

  • Ben Edward

    Jason I think you first showed me this quality joke

  • Rochelle Simmonds

    He loved it

  • Jason Guppy

    Hahaha i still remember showing you!

  • Christopher Cherry

    Madi Andrews that laugh

  • Tom King

    Poor harsha’s got no idea

  • Luke Fellows

    Hahahaha good old kerry Jayden Williams Jack Edward Burley

  • Lewis White

    Jack Tossol hahaha

  • Jack Tossol

    Kerry’s laugh is funnier than the joke

  • Tom Fisher

    John McIlveen remember this one?

  • Tom Fisher

    Fiasco Nelson still the funniest joke ever told

  • Jeremy Inder

    Ben Allman Nathan Drane classic Kerry

  • John Douvlos

    Adrian Rowse this is still soooo funny and new… Matt Heffernan Matt Bode

  • Adrian Rowse

    Listened to it again last night John Douvlos Matt Heffernan Matt Bode……….twice

  • Daniel Thomas

    Missed the best bit. “Bracken running away from us and sangakara isn’t interested in that one”

  • Chris Anthony

    That’s my favourite part Daniel Thomas

  • Ryan Cook

    Jenny Cook this ones your kind of joke

  • Alec Mouncey

    Cam Taylor Lucy Morris mat Matt Coles Kailin Thomas

  • Alec Mouncey

    One of the best

  • Tim Dawes

    Jay Edwards Harry Chalk gets better every time U0001f602U0001f602

  • Jay Edwards

    Haha yeah he’s on MMM on the cricket app was on fire yesterday

  • Pamela Barnard

    Really miss his commentary on U0001f524…..U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602

  • Damian Godfrey

    U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602U0001f602LucaLucas GreennBrendon BriershMathew SheltontScott PurselloAaron Barclay

  • Scott Pursell

    Classic. Heard it years ago but never gets old. His laugh at the end tops it off! Adrian Porter is disappointed his oooh of pain doesn’t finish it off!

  • Adrian Porter

    Heard the ooooooh a couple of times yesterday!

  • Scott Pursell

    I’m starting to enjoy Lawrence Mooney’s Malcolm Turnbull performances too!

  • Damian Godfrey

    Scott Pursell yes quite humorous as the pm

  • Dale Leslie

    Peter Lane this is who Kerry ‘Skull’ O’Keefe is. The only shit thing about this cut is they cut his laughter at his own joke short.

  • Peter Lane

    Thanks to triple m I am well aware of this laugh you told me about. I’m unsure if I like him or not. One crazy cat

  • Dale Leslie

    You should definitely like

  • Amy Powell

    Chris Spencer gets me every time U0001f602U0001f61c

  • Robert Kermeen

    That is absolutely GOLD from the man who has is probably Australia’s Last entertaining commentator.

  • Nathan Grzona

    Fray Fray Brannan Everett Dylan Everett Benjamin English

  • Brett Woods

    Luke Bero more skull gold

  • Luke Bero

    Hahahaha i played and lost it and soph just looks at me very confused haha

  • Oscar Tate

    Not as good as Sam Crab U0001f980 but bloody gold Laura Sharkey Curtis Doughty

  • Mark Brown

    Samantha Scammell Grandioso can you show this to Pondi x

  • Marcus Drum

    Brooke Hodgetts Jarrod Drum Chriso loves this…

  • Daz Lewis

    Gold Alex Laing Benjamin Campbell Tom Bennett Angus Bennett Curtis Doughty

  • Kevvo Mate

    Oldy but a goody Jacob Eisenhuth Chris Dryburgh John Joc O’Connor

  • Alister Woods

    Kloe Spiller Woods Toby Spiller Holly Spiller your welcome

  • Kloe Spiller Woods

    Oh golly no way!

  • Alister Woods

    A pity it’s not the whole version. It goes for about 3 minutes. I will try and find it

  • Rhys Barrett

    Josh Black you told it better ☺️

  • Helen Drew

    I love Kerry!

  • Adam Trace

    Toby Francis enjoy

  • Chris Todd

    This guy would keep people watching the cricket on tv #class

  • Keegan Carr

    happy friday Robert Sloppers James Chandler Luke Matthews Patty Bourke

  • Cameron Davies

    Why Why Why do they cut off his laughter at the end ? The joke isn’t that funny but his laugh is !!!!!

  • Darren Chesterfield

    Bridie Chesterfield Xavier Chesterfield An oldie but a goodie.

  • Nath Ryan

    Kerrrrrry! Danny Palmer Henry J. Waternoose III

  • Rob Gardiner

    Did you tell me about this one Greg ?

  • Ryan Kitch

    David Sim Marcus Tippett never gets old

  • Eddie Smith

    Anthony Russell Lachlan A. McQueen never gets old

  • Anthony Russell

    HIS OLD MAN’S A ROLLING STONEHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Lachlan A. McQueen

    He is back on the Ms

  • Andrew Cracknell

    It’s a shame that it’s the abridged version it took skull about 6 overs to tell it amongst cricket commentary made it so much funnier

  • James Cracknell

    Here you go David Dews

  • Susan Gunn

    One of my favourites too. I miss Kerry.

  • Jack Bee

    Callum Sauer you’ll enjoy this. Add it to the repertoire

  • Ian Watts

    William Clark William Nolan they cut out his laugh but!

  • Daniel Bonnett

    Michael Baysinger Nathan Simcocks Jordan Moulday Jacob McElroy Andy Ellis Liam Kenyon fucking funny if you get it @andy

  • Jye Weimer

    Julienne Fox like the joke u told me

  • Andrew Owen

    Not that you need tagging… Kate Anika Cassie

  • Andrew Owen

    It’s missing “Bracken to Sangakkara”… U0001f644

  • Anika Warburton

    Andrew Owen U0001f644 missing the best bit

  • Ben Mathewson

    Isaac Mathewson Harry Jamison Alex Frame my fave man on earth and his best work in a simple to use recording

  • Isaac Mathewson

    What a bloke

  • Isaac Mathewson

    That’s why we love him

  • Callum Tatnell

    Philip Hutchison remember when we used to listen to this!!

  • Kate Holliday

    Jipped! It’s not even funny when they cut out the giggles along the wat

  • Callum Sauer

    Very familiar with it U0001f44fU0001f44fU0001f44f

  • Matthew Czarnota-Bojarski

    Jacqui…. Dean would like this…

  • Luke Wade

    Wayne Wade some new material

  • Peter Burns

    Maureen Burns – get Dad to listen to this one!

  • Philip Hutchison

    Ahahah “thats a knick knack paddy whack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a rolling stone!!’

  • Mick Alexander

    Isaac Swolski Blane Marlowe Joshua Holding Ben Andrews Matthew Mooki Karl James fucking U0001f923

  • Cassie Cavanagh

    Showed this to my dad at Christmas, brought the house down U0001f601

  • Andrew Owen

    Cassie haha. What are you doing Oz Day weekend?

  • Tayla Rice

    Jamie-lee Freers Gaye Tuddenham Kyle Tuddenham Anae Johnston April Johnston Gary Davy this is my joke! Told properly U0001f602

  • Jamie-lee Freers

    I like your version better TayU0001f602U0001f44dU0001f3fc

  • Craig Orr

    Johnson Orr a new one for wee john?

  • Dean Day

    Jacqui Lenders love it! Thanks Matt!

  • Tayla Rice

    Jamie-lee Freers absolutely U0001f602 im gonna have to start linking people to this when I tell it!

  • Brent Macaffer

    You’re favourite Alex Lu

  • Alex Lu

    Can’t beat it, the best

  • Daniel Hales

    Thats great U0001f602

  • Wes Moore

    Brett Thompson Rodney Mackintosh Aaron Swindells Andrew Yeaman Andrew Shelton josh Josh Hall Tim Tim Thompson

  • Beau Kennedy

    Russell Gibson haha gold

  • Andrew Shelton

    Hunts was better

  • Wes Moore

    Andrew Shelton post it

  • Andrew Shelton

    Wes Moore hahahaha

  • Russell Gibson

    Haha yeah absolute pissa

  • Jarrod Herring

    Ryan, not told as well as Allans version.

  • Ryan Herring

    Get him to tell it this weekend U0001f61dU0001f648

  • Matthew Bergin

    Patrick Comerford Daniel O’Connell gets better everytinr

  • Daniel O’Connell

    Haha I was gonna say, you’ve tagged me in this before

  • Ben Stewart

    Tom Guy finally someone who can tell this joke

  • Cameron Hull

    this is amazing

  • Liam James

    Michael Michael Henderson

  • Tom Guy

    It needs to go for 20 minutes longer though

  • Cate Clark

    Always makes me laugh.

  • Tyler Barnes

    Joel Lovett Tom Mills best joke best commentator

  • Gavin Hall

    Hunter Hall .. always a good laugh on the drive to Coota !!

  • Matt Crawford

    Paul Sampson this is the joke I was telling you about

  • Matt Crawford

    YouTube the radio version, much funnier because you hear the reaction

  • Paul Sampson

    Haha loses his shit

  • Britt Faulkner

    Teresa Curry
    This is what I was taking about today, that I said to listen to when you get home

  • Richard Nittolo

    Get him back on radio

  • Robyn Clark

    Omfg wat a scream

  • Jackson Saward

    James Taylor Chris Martin comedy gold

  • Chris Martin

    This is ridiculously shit